Shitkicker Smiley
ShitKicker Roster:
Leader - Yvette Mitchell
Shitkicker - Damiene Talleday
Shitkicker - Kimberly Johansen
Shitkicker - Kairi Mitchell
Shitkicker - Úlfur Ólafsson
Shitkicker - Tyron
Inactive
Chains, Erasmus Bishop, Portia Blackwood, Raoul Lewis, Etaine Cleary, Brenden Oakley, Axel Stillwater
Former
Ramon DeWitt, Gillian Corbana, Hayden Cartwright, Denis Schwartz
Fucking animals. That's what they are, the criminals, the vampires, demons, even the fucking cops. Well, boys, that's what we are. We're fucking animals, too. Even worse than animals. We're shit. We're the scum of society, the sadshacks, faggots, and assholes. A wise man once told me, we fight fire with fire, we only get a bigger fire. You know what I say? Fuck that wise man. Fuck philosophy. Decent people shouldn't deal with pricks like us. So we'll deal with pricks like us. We're the Shitkickers Coalition, boys. We're in the business of ass kicking, and while business isn't good, we're the fucking Sam Walshes of it. Let's go kick ass.
- Chains' "Big Brother" address, from a tape recorder found in City Hall.